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- ANUPTAPHOBIA
The fear of being or staying single. You know, like, forever.
- ATHAZAGORAPHOBIA
The fear of being forgotten, ignored, or abandoned. This phobia has a theme song.
- BLENNOPHOBIA
A fear of slime. Watching old episodes of You Can’t Do That on Television might be just what the doctor ordered.
- GELOTOPHOBIA
The fear of being laughed at. Incidentally, there’s no fear of being laughed with.
- GERASCOPHOBIA
The fear of growing old. You’ll grow into—and out of—it.
- GLOSSOPHOBIA
The fear of speaking in public. Statistics say it’s the #1 phobia of Americans, followed by thanatophobia, fear of death.
- HELLENOLOGOPHOBIA
The fear of Greek terms or complex scientific terminology. Perhaps it’s just fear of mispronouncing them!
- KAKORRHAPHIOPHOBIA
The fear of failure or defeat. Hard to overcome. Harder to say.
- LOCKIOPHOBIA
The fear of childbirth. If you don’t suffer from this, you’re probably a man.
- MACROPHOBIA
A fear of long waits. See also: fear of going to the DMV.
- METATHESIOPHOBIA
A fear of change. Often irrationally coupled with fear of things staying the same.
- NYCTOHYLOPHOBIA
The fear of dark wooded areas or of forests at night. This one’s endorsed by the horror movie industry.
- OBESOPHOBIA
A fear of gaining weight. Interestingly, there’s no official fear of going to the gym. (Gymnophobia is the fear of nudity.)
- OPHTHALMOPHOBIA
The fear of being stared at. Does not include being stared at admiringly.
- POLITICOPHOBIA
The fear or abnormal dislike of politicians. A truly bipartisan concern.
- SYNGENESOPHOBIA
A fear of relatives. This tends to flare up during the holidays.